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I don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability, think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1 mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

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*Getting a 3ds for the first time* WoW!!! 3D!! *10 Minutes later* *Turns down depth slider forever*

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